I haven't a clue, and nor have you. I think I think, and that makes me think I am.
Excellant beat-poem poem, from Tim Minchin.
At first I thought this BBC News item (paper here) might be a reference to the David Chalmer’s Zombie Problem, but apparently not.
And the Prof’s name, Robert Smith?? You really do need two question marks, as in, “Who is Robert Smith??!